(Source: babytuna)
military, shot, married, beaten, no one cares, bipolar, knocked up, depression, girl gone wild, no one fucking likes you, lesbian, gay, whore, nerd, dead, spinners adopted sister
Oh my god
(Source: ohyeahnicoleyeah)
“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”
hahahahaha. XDDD
(Source: 30rockasaurus)
I accidentally came to London during the Diamond Jubilee. Royalty is whack.
I had to look up what the Diamond Jubilee even is. I love you America.
ummmm fuck you, Wells Fargo
why do i need to pay you $5 just so you can tell me how much i spent this month..
i know how much money i spent without your damn $5 statements
Arvest ftw.
This brings so much emotion to me. I cannot explain enough how important this movie is to me. To see the tag “We Are Infinite”. Wow. This is going to be beautiful.
I miss being a teenager and connecting to this book.
(Source: heartstringerised)
(Source: chitaray)
Brilliant! Someone give this Arkansister a cookie, because we have a winner! I hereby dub all those found within this here state, Arkansisters and Arkansirs.
