May 2013
lorinwasadiver:
burrowmeister:
lorinwasadiver:
Megan if you don’t get on skype I’m going to punch your face all the way down into your butt
I had to go to sleep! :/ I was supposed to wake up early and work on a paper but…
are you on now?
dude i’m looking forward to next time! :]]]
lorinwasadiver:
Megan if you don’t get on skype I’m going to punch your face all the way down into your butt
I had to go to sleep! :/ I was supposed to wake up early and work on a paper but…
twatsaint:
australiansanta:
u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
megan burrow
morgan what the fuck (XD)
lorinwasadiver:
MEGAN LET’S SKYPE
OH DAMN SORRY I HAD TO GO OUT FOR MY FLATMATE’S BIRTHDAY LAST NIGHT BUT I AM FREE TODAY AND TONIGHT AND TOMORROW
lorinwasadiver:
I hate you all I hate you all I hate you all
hey talk to me sometime! :/
vvierd:
true embarrassment lies within your first email address
and aim screennames
kenfucky:
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
sorryforpartybarackin:
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
drewmartin:
I miss chubby Bill Clinton. I’d totally eat McClard’s with him.
i can’t even think about how great that would be
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just
watching
lilacid:
niggaqueef:
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
CRYWOLF: Thought of the day →
motherinferior:
iamcrywolf:
The root of my introversion and problems with basic social interaction is that, in reality, when I meet someone, the last thing on my mind is how old they are, what they do for a living, what school they go to, or what they are studying. I want to know what the darkest thought they’ve ever had is,…
I get mad when people say they want to talk about deep stuff...
dreamwet:
Did you know that boobytrap is partyboob backwards
oh my god
And every day is “how do I not drink every day? I can’t figure out how to.”
So every day here is either “I can’t wait to get out of Europe” or “Europe is beautiful I am going to miss it I wish I could live here”. It’s very difficult to deal with.
oomshi:
Do you ever wonder why murder happens when things like bagels with cream cheese are present in society
because bagels are just stale nasty bread circles
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
coneyisland-:
it was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes